–noun
a spotted leopardlike cat, Felis pardalis, ranging from Texas through South America: now greatly reduced in number and endangered in the U.S. (dictionary.com)
a spotted leopardlike cat, Felis pardalis, ranging from Texas through South America: now greatly reduced in number and endangered in the U.S. (dictionary.com)
a.k.a
BADASS.
I know what you are thinking, that’s a wild animal. and you’re damn right that’s a wild fucking animal !! I need one of these things asap. Here’s why:
1. Look how fucking cute this thing is? Could you imagine coming over to my place and being hit with this 25 lbs bundle of spotted nuzzle-face? I bet when it purrs it sounds like a motor engine, like a little mustang five-oh in my lap just purring its endangered ass off.
2. speaking of which, it’s endangered. i would be doing my part to conserve the species! i could make my home into an Ocelot habitat, not to mention its probably one hell of a mouser. can we say tax rebate?
3. after my little fiasco this weekend with Katt, i need some thing to eat her. well, maybe not “eat,” maul maybe? my car still smells like cat shit people! it’s winter and i can’t open the windows, try to feel my pain.
4. two words: guard cat. picture this, robber breaks into my shit right, then BAM! Ocelot in yo face! i’m going to say this again. FUCKING OCELOT IN YO FACE!! could you imagine?
5. not to mention this thing is fuckin ballin’, throw a gold chain around its neck and you are nothing less than a Boss with an Ocelot. and that’s what Tameaka Haynes is, a Boss. What chu know bout my Ocelot bitch, gimme my money!
I’m now taking donations for the Ocelot fund. my birthday is in a year people, make this happen